sarcastic fantastic

Miss teryoso: Hey! can i bum a smoke?

Mr. Pure Energy: Sure girl! here, smoke all you can. Hahaha

Miss teryoso: Hey, have you heard about Sherlock?

* Miss teryoso assumed they’re friends since they share the same blood. (hehe, you know what I mean..)

Mr. Pure Energy: Hell no! FYI, I’m not friends with him. *looks agitated* I mean yep, we say hi, hello and goodbye like all civilized people do. But that’s it..

Miss teryoso: Really? Hmmm.. Anyway, seems I’m the one closer to the guy. It’s like we chat and joke once in a while when he’s still working here.

Mr. Pure Energy: OKAY. Anyway, I don’t have any personal issues with him but maybe It’s just his lifestyle that i dont like. I mean he’s trying too hard to show the world how he’s UPPER CLASS and seems all the other creatures in this fucked-up place should kiss his ass!?! Like he goes, OMG.. I hate to be seen in these cheap bars and joints..

Miss teryoso: EEEeelk. Upper class pathetic loser my ass. Know what? had the same observation also.. but why the fuck most people think alike about him? Sorry about the pathetic loser part. Hehe Do i sound bitchy?

Mr. Pure Energy: Hell yea.

Miss teryoso: Come on. Okay, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt. You know, we both don’t know him that well. Stuff like where he came from, if he’s just unhappy or how mighty he really is and shit.

Mr. Pure Energy: HELLOW. He’s been telling people how poor his family was and how used he is with cheap living. You know, sad story tearjerker. What do you think Princess Diana, tell me now.

Miss teryoso: *shrugged* Maybe that’s because of his past dude. Well, the guy was deprived and has been through a lot. So maybe he’s enjoying what he’s having now..

Mr. Pure Energy: Fine, Alpine. But damn, he doesn’t need to change his whole self and portray a completely different one. I mean it doesn’t help him at all. Most crooks thinks he a TRYING HARD BIGTIME bastard. Get what i mean?

Miss teryoso: Definitely maybe. ANYWAY, too much of that. Can I share something a bit similar to our subject? Hehe *with beautiful eyes*

Mr. Pure Energy: Ok i’m listening..

Miss teryoso: It is really confusing and my emotions are mashed out and falling up and down when this came to my tiny mind. *smiling* What do you call the feeling when you’re turned-off for short period with someone you love? Turned-off man, you know what I’m saying.

Mr. Pure Energy: Go away. Stop acting over dramatic. It sounds so normal to me. And why are you making it a big deal? Why are you turned off? In what sense?

Miss teryoso: I know its normal gago. You mean the stuff like smelly feet, hard diction, sweaty armpits? Hell i know that normal turn offs but it’s nothing right and you still love the person. What i mean is different. It’s like the stuff we talked about of Sherlock’s. see, i’m trying to get this off my mind since i was only turned off for a SHORT SPAN of time. Anyway, to sum it up and to make it short and simple for you, It appeared to me as SOCIAL CLIMBING. I dread it man! ewww.

Mr Pure Energy: Oh SHIT!

Miss teryoso: Huh, What?

Mr. Pure Energy: That’s the bus! Got to go! CALL ME! * shouting voice fading.*

Miss teryoso: Grrr. Darn right.